The saddest thing ever, worse than no Christmas New as of October 2005
Sleep Disorder 2.0, the ice cream incident New as of October 2005
Bicyclists suck, here's what needs to be done to deal with them New as of October 2005
On Goths selling out New as of October 2005
Stop having so damned many kids, or I am going to stab you at the Olive Garden
Fuck me for shopping at True Value New as of October 2005
Fetish photographers are full of shit New as of October 2005
Genuine concerns about Ninjas New as of October 2005
An interview with yours truly New as of October 2005
How to kill nature in 7 easy steps New as of October 2005
Yes, I look strange, but that doesn't mean I am freaking crazy like you are, thanks...
What do Johnny Depp and imitation cheese have in common?
Customers are stupid. A tribute to my comrades in retail and customer service
Other nations whining about the U.S
My ultimate weapon, the Emofier
You can't stop me from masturbating
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