"Look, we've shot a lot of things today...maybe your grandma was one of them, maybe she wasn't."
"Look, we've shot a lot of things today...maybe your grandma was one of
them, maybe she wasn't."
Right before the cops were called for the first time that day...
The new and improved Agents of SORP uniforms
WERE 1N UR GHETTOZ, EXCHANGN F1RE W1TH UR M1NOR1TEEZ
Blarrrrrrrrrr! I'm Crack Stuntman, voice of the Gun Shaver on Cheat
Commandos...here with an important rap song!
Lindsey and Amber. This was a shoot on a different day and thanks to the sun
and the wind we pretty much only ended up getting like 10 pictures, which is why
I am going to destroy all nature. You know, I am fine with nature using Tsunamis
to destroy coastal villages or massive earthquakes in places that lack vowels in
their names, but once nature interrupts my hot goth chick action, is has
officially crossed a line. A sexy line. It will be destroyed for this.
This right here would be right before the cops showed up for the second time that day. Apparently power plants have some sort of policy about aiming large artillery weapons at them. I think it has something to do with them not liking it. At any rate, the cops came and advised us that it wasn't a good idea, or at least it wasn't as of the moment they got there and to move along, which was fine...("That's fine, I'm done shooting my video" SP Reference) Incidentally, if your the same type of person that I am, ie: You do things you probably should know better than doing like this but figure you'll deal with the consequences when they happen, here is some advice... A lot of power plants and industrial areas are very sticky about taking photos outside of them. I always bring two cameras, a decent digital camera and a shitty digital camera. I take a few snapshots with the shitty one so that if the authorities arrive and insist on me deleting them I can delete the ones on the crappy camera as a decoy and still have my good shots. I also carry around a fake bag of Jew gold...just in case.
Ok, so check this guy out... I had to take a picture, because DAMN. No one should wear shorts like that. No one. The REALLY sad thing is that the guy with the red mohawk and the hearse covered in machine guns had to pull over and gawk at HIM says a LOT. It says that he really needs to invest in a mirror and a matching wardrobe.
Later that day we also saw some guy walking three Pomeranians. I wish I had been able to get to the camera in time because it was seriously the gayest thing I think I have ever seen. Men need to walk REAL dogs, not fluffy little bastard throw pillow dogs. The following is a comprehensive list of dogs that I deem acceptably manly enough to take for a walk.
1. Werewolves
2. The robot dog from Dr. Who
That's it. If you are walking three Pomeranians you might as well have two dicks in your mouth because honestly, the two dicks would man you up a little and make you at least nominally less gay.