Destructacon happens every 4th of July. Because even the pussy fireworks are illegal we engage in flaming sword battles, oil wrestling and mass destruction of ANYTHING people want to bring! Our sword battles were rained out but we still had a great time!
Traditionally we shoot a fake head full of blood and brains to kick the event off and make it an Emo Head, this was our Emo Head this year...
This was Emo Head's shirt for the event. I forgot to put it on him after I put in all that artistic time and skill. DAMMIT!
Our choice implements of destruction!
Some of the items to be destroyed.
Emo Head had a mortar that was lit and intended to blow his head off. Instead it just caused a fire.
This picture brought to you by INSTANT DIZZINESS!
The badass bat Eric brought!
Awwww, it broke!
Lighting some donated items...
Richard Taylor destroying the hell out of it...
Rob and his eye testing machine....
That will teach that machine to make assessments on people's vision!
There was a giant pillar of plastic smoke emanating from our house for about 3 hours...
Cynthia and her stuffed bunny.
Rob. What a flamer.
Our oil wrestlers, Hearse Girls Cynthia and Cheryl!
The fact that someone was looking at their cell phone to watch internet videos while oil wrestling was happening still astounds me.