Early last week, I was alerted by a high ranking official in the Imperial Overlord campaign that my likeness was part of a really shitty mural at the Denver International Airport. 

Alarmed, both for the integrity of the campaign, as well as the fact that I hate shitty murals, I went to investigate. Allegations of Overlord infringement were indeed present, as we made our way to the baggage claim and found this:

I was amazed at the likeness, I mean, just look at the similarity!

As it turns out, this is a series that actually tells sort of a moral story as you progress through the baggage claim. At first I thought it was pretty cool. I mean, here I am, waving a big ass sword over some ruined buildings, as I often envision myself doing once I have assumed my true form and rained wrath and anger goo all over the planet. 

I also liked that I am apparently sodomizing the dove of peace with my sword, which I felt was a nice touch-

Take that ya fucking pidgeon! That'll learn ya to go around signifying peace!

Inspired by the true greatness of this picture, I decided to pose with it...

I also found myself nodding with appreciation for the portion of the painting wherein several children are huddled in fear. It had not previously occurred to me that I should target children with teddy bears, but after seeing the idea in motion, as illustrated by the mural, I feel that I should shift some focus to brutalizing children. I mean, the children are our future, and what better time to beat the crap out of the future and crush it under your heel, than right now!

I also took some time to sympathize with some of my apparent victims in the mural, as pictured below-

"Waaaaaah! My babies dead! Boo hoo! Good thing I am probably from a country that does not have wide spread birth control!"

There there, dear, let it all out!

As it turns out though, I was duped. In all reality, the series of murals ended on a rather nasty note in which I apparently suffer some sort of defeat and peace prevails. I find this highly unlikely, as I rock, and peace sucks, but I found the imagery and the very sentiment appalling.

Get your hands off my sword you little cocksuckers!

Ahhhh, what the hell is this shit? Defeat? WHAT-EVAR! And look at those damned smug doves! Hey, you little disease infested avionic rodentia, just remember who's sword was up your tiny butts just a minute ago! 

What really bugs me is the next picture though...

These are all the little kids. The fact that they must have Googled every single country on the planet to have a representation of every freaking nationality is enough to make me want to vomit. Not that I have a problem with equal representation, I don't. Trust me, when I take over the planet and commence brutalizing the proletariat, I will not exclude anyone based on race, color, national origin, or anything else, but this scene just seems anally forced. Plus, what the hell are they doing with all those swords? Was the 4th world war fought by the SCA or D&D geeks? Maybe Ronan Harris was in charge of the field weapons, but whatever the story is, they are heading straight for my ass with those big ass bundles of swords! What the hell kind of message is that!? "Hey kids! The true message of peace is the interracial activity of jamming swords up peoples butts!"

Stupid "artist".