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Lots of images, may take a while to load, for those of you on dial up, here is something you can do while you wait for the images to load, since TEXT loads before images, you can sit here and listen to me verbally berate and insult you for still being on dial up! Seriously, it is like 2004 people. Get with the times and stop whining about 'bandwidth' and 'graphics intensive websites'. It is not OUR fault that you can't cruise the internet of today.

I offer no apologies, it is YOU who should be feeling sorry, sorry that you have not yet upgraded to a capable connection speed and are still puttering around on the information superhighway in your busted ass 56k Pinto.

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There are several videos on this page that contain elements not seen in these pictures, namely things like us wailing on each other with swords and Emo heads exploding. These are the links you will need to click to see the videos which should open in Windows Media Player-

The trial of "Emo-Head" who was found guilty and sentenced to death for liking Belle and Sebastion PART 1. VIDEO!

The execution of "Emo-Head" and subsequent splattering of brains on wall. VIDEO!

Lighting the sword for the fencing match of "Sword VS. Keyboard" VIDEO!

First blows in "Sword VS. Keyboard" VIDEO!

Nearly losing my hand in "Swords VS. Keyboard" VIDEO!

Final blows in "Sword VS. Keyboard" VIDEO!

First and last blows in "Sword VS. Acoustic Guitar" VIDEO!

Erin Spinning Fire...or sparklers... VIDEO!

Printer exploding VIDEO!

WHAM!!! George Michael pays for his sins! VIDEO!

Speaker baseball sword... VIDEO!

HUZZAH! Lenmark printer 'splode... VIDEO!

Monitor fire VIDEO!

Jason beating the computer with a bat VIDEO!

Getting ready to fence, Sword VS. Acoustic Guitar.

This was Emo Head, who we constructed for the express purpose of execution, using a high powered pneumatic air cannon. I even drew a little tear coming from his eye, because he is sensitive!

The 'brains' of Emo Head. These were made for theatrical purposes only, as everyone knows Emo fans have no brains. Ramen noodles and fake blood were used.

The 'brains' in ziplock bags.

Drawing pouty lips and pointy sideburns on Emo Head

The pneumatic air cannon. This fired a D cell battery with enough force to blow through an intended target and make a sizeable dent in anything behind it as well.